Dr. Bob's Philmont Diary
Crew 629-B3, 2000

Crew "Sayings"

Violator!
Hootenany!
Roll that Beautiful Bean Footage.
One Metric Buttload.
Watch Out For Landmines!
Baldy Surfing.
Dang, a bird just crapped on my head!

You want to check my teeth for breadstick DNA?

We Are Leaving in 20 Minutes!
Major Shrinkage.
Charley-Alpha-Alpha's.
Black Death.
Hey Bob!

Hey Man - you got any grilled cheese sandwiches?

Whaassapp?

The 11th Man.
It's Soup! - It Really Is!
The World's Largest Bear-Bag Cable.
Angry Mob Mode.
I Just Sat in the Cat Water.
Vocabulary Man.
It's a Bear! - Nah, it's just Steven....
Was That a Zipper?
Caterpillar - 7 Step!
I - Want to Go Back to Philmont!

Preserve Philmont Wildlife - Pickle a Mini-Bear Today!

Just one more Bob-Mile.
Everything is Everyone's Job.
Wait! - What was the First Worst Pain?
Go Home Exhausted!

We are 629-B-3; You Will Be Assimilated; Resistance is Futile.

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